Safety in numbers ?

An angel fallen from heaven

walked into a 7-11*

and committed a 1-8-7*

so they called 007

10-4*

said Roger* Moore

who fell off the floor*

and rushed to the store

The angel pulled off a 4-8-0*

and fled from our hero

who asked help from Robert De Niro

They chased him in a 1962 Rastrojero*

Even if I pull off a 5-0-2*

the angel yelled : I'm 2G4U*

I will listen to 'One' by U2

watching how there's nothing you can do

They tried phoning Hollywood

and asked to send as fast as they could

Iron Man, Wolverine and Robin Hood

to stop this fallen angel, 4-good

He was located with Iron Man's 20/20 vision

They tried shooting him with Robin's shotgun

and were finally able to stun

the angel, trying a 2-6-1* on a nun

And all is well that ends well...

With an old numeric spell

brought to you by Infrabel*

they sent him on a highway to Hell*

                                                                          2013

* 7-11 = supermarket ( should be called 24/7 )
* 1-8-7 = police code for homicide
* 10-4 = understood
* Roger = inside joke : also means 10-4
* fell of the floor = reference to dEUS song : fell off the floor, man
* 4-8-0 = police code for 'Hit and run'
* Rastrojero = old Brasilian car
* 5-0-2 = police code for 'Drunk driving'
* 2G4U = too good for you
* 2-6-1 = police code for 'Rape'
* Infrabel = Belgian electricity company
* highway to Hell = reference to 'Highway to Hell' by AC/DC